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Welcome...

This page is reserved for some of those computer poems I wrote for you...

...be patient...

...while I think about retrieving such poetry from the good old harddrive, the one which croaked last year...

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Be patient. I'll scrape it all, byte by byte off the drive.

 

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...and while you wait for my poetry about computers read HOMER by helmut which is based on the Iliad, tales about Monterey and and a well known spread sheet program.

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bulletOnce not long ago there was a computer-
bulletguy madly in love, who after all had put her
bulletin control of his unfulfilled life.
bulletA "NO_DO" to have a computer as wife
bulletWhen DOWN, no IN no OUTPUT, he boot her.

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