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Homer's (the blind man's) poetry as seen by the waiter

"Iliad XI"
 

 

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He wondered, if Deborah and

Aphrodite had plotted against him

just to see how human he

be and if he would howl too.

He had a question for Ginsberg,

thinking of George who

whenever he told his tale

about

"...these unforgettable two...

...the spade and the diamond...

...and whenever they visited nothing

was the same,

...the saxophone played Bill

...the horn was blowing Jacky,

...the ivory was tickling Bobby

the pianist was laughing

...while the Sheriff sang under

the boar's head holding an unlit

fat joint...

and Papa Jake was yodeling

from the bathroom!"

 

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Any similarity fitting the reader

is done on purpose,

names are not been changed,

no innocence is protected.

May you wear the glass slipper if it fits

with royal pride and never feel hurt by a fool's tongue sticking out at you. 

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07/06/08

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