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OfHomer
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of Homer by helmut 

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...written 1997 in Steinbeck country, just up the street from where Steinbeck used to rent a cottage...

...an epic poem best understood...

...if read from # 1 to #24...

1 2 3 4 5 6
Caco phony 

Achilles on the beach 

Sophia 

starting the day 

...man the ships...

Aga memnons motives 

a bubble bath 

many vessels 

searching 

silicon 

Pentium

Hector & Priam, beach and bitch 

at home 

to clean 

the renter 

?Choices 

Athena

Truce - War 

baking in the sun 

love thy neighbor 

thoughts 

copy 

walk

Father Zeus 

Allusions of the past 

addiction

Helen 

Syntax Error 

sin 

setup 

counting 

learning 

can functions...

7 8 9 10 11 12
the gods knew 

Paris 

self- righteous 

me chanical 

hex 

day- dream 

?in the mood 

 

Aga memnon's promises 

And I struggle 

com- munication 

?ebb or flood 

I watched him 

old v. new 

the parking spot

I do ... I battle 

The soldiers' options 

them books 

alright 

macros

"Tactics, brother..."   

tactics 

smell

Athena 

Aga memnons day of glory 

Jetty Road 

Deborah 

Jazz

Angry Hector 

black... 

the lap-top 

lust 

G.G. 
(chi-chi)
 

wordless 

hole in one 
 
 

13 14 15 16 17 18
Com- parison Criteria 

Breakfast with Cronus 

looking back 

tables turning 

too much

Catching Zeus on Ida 

tutor 

A pivot table 

Show me 

The page field   

The signs turned 

Going south

The brother- hood 
Zeus, Hades and...
 

raising a stink 

senses 

love & HATE

Sore Achilles 

fruity 

home

battle field 

variables 

EGO TRIP 

restless 

must 

a field 

concrete 

life 

China town 

a winner 

food

Achilles in mourning 

...she hollers 

a stranger 

dirty hands 

outline 

sum if 

functions 

scenario 

history

19 20 21 22 23 24
Achilles questions Aga memnon 

Waiting 

book-deal 

sound 

seeking 

problems

At the halls of Zeus 

Helen aka Sunshine 

ac - dc 

cooling off 

expec tations 

money

Achilles craves Hectors blood 

guess... 

false eyelashes 

hearing impaired 

touched 

common interests 

princess 

"Ne!" 

Com- puterese

Achilles catches up with Hector... 

on the desk top

an angel 

love vs. lust 

Who was who? 

(com- munication gaps?) 

?Don't do nothing... 

self help 

print 

Why not

Patrocles funeral 

pass word 

gift

word book 

he lost... 
 
 

Apollo eyes Achilles' heel 

Rom & Ram 

pssst 

Com- puteresia 

I meet him 

...and if 

who thinks in fractions

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