Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Hi honey

remember some of those jokes are for grown ups only:

A man went into a restaurant and noticed how beautiful the waitresses were. Finally his waitress came to the table and asked him what he wanted to order. He pointed at the menu and smiling said, "I'll have a quickie!" Shocked at his answer she quickly walked away. A few minutes later the beautiful waitress came back to his table to give him another chance.

He again dead serious with a quiet voice said, "I'll have the quickie now!" She walked away giving him all sorts of questioning looks and talked to another nearly as pretty waitress. This one came over to his table saying, "Sir what do you want from her?" he looked into her eyes answering "All I want is a quickie!" This waitress short tempered slapped him across the face.

Yet looking at the menu where the men's finger was still pointing, she said, "Oh no! I'm so sorry. Do you still want the quiche? I'm so sorry why didn't you say so?"  

Liz

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07/09/07