Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Now hon,

Just another funny story...

The little dwarf lady goes to the doctor complaining that her crotch itches.

After a thorough examination the doctor is puzzled what could cause such condition. He asks her if it gets better or worse at certain times. The woman says it was getting real bad this El Nino year. The doctor asking for more particulars gets to find out that her irritations get real bad whenever she walks in the rain.

He says, "Next time it rains, please come right back to my office and we'll check it out."

A few days later another stormy day, sheets of rain wetten the streets, she is back. The doctor says, "Okay let's have a look now!"

Within seconds he tells his nurse to get him the surgical kit. He says to the woman, "I think I found the problem!"

Scared she looks at him who answers "It won't hurt a bit!"

She grits her teeth in anticipation for the worst. Five minutes later he asks to walk once outside and back and to tell him if she feels better. She does and yes the itch is gone for she says: "Doctor that feels great what did you do?"

"I just cut a couple of inches of your rain boots."

"...click the picture...

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07/09/07